Phone sex with my husband, while I give to a friend, but it's more realistic

We've met, we've had a drink, it's time to go to the bathroom, we're going to fuck

What are you two doing in the shower? Now prove that I'm behind you

Listen, I live near here — I can give you a massage and fuck you at the same time

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm